Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book: A Humorous Collection of 30 Cheeky and Witty Cross Stitch Quotes (The Cheeky Cross Stitch Collection)

Collection of 30 Cross Stitch PatternsIntroducing our Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book where elegance meets attitude! Are you tired of cute slogans and positive affirmations? Well, buckle up, because we've got just the thing for you! Inside this book you will find a delightfully funny treasure trove of witty sayings and cheeky comebacks that are as sharp as a needle and guaranteed to bring a smirk to your face!Whether you're a seasoned stitcher or a novice needleworker, our easy-to-follow patterns will have you crafting amusing masterpieces in no time. The small size of these designs makes them perfect for quick projects, allowing you to complete a humorous piece of art in no time. So, why settle for old clichés, generic greetings and feel-good fluff when you can stitch up some snark?Scroll down and take a look inside our book and all our hilarious designs.Key Features:Inspiring designs: 30 sarcastic quotes to complete.Small size: All designs fit a 5 inch (13cm) hoop or frame on Aida 14 count.Mix and match: All quotes can be mixed and matched with borders for a unique project.Full color charts: Each pattern is in full color for easy navigation.Large format: Each chart is a full-page size for easy reading.Embroidery floss: DMC is referred to in this book along with an Anchor conversion chart.Stitch types: Full stitches, fractional stitching and back stitching are used for these designs.Instructions: Helpful cross-stitching instructions and tips are included.Quick Projects: The small size means designs can be easily completed in a few hours!Alphabet: The full alphabet is included in this book. Characters included: Upper and lower case letters, numbers 0 – 9 and !?.’:”\/+-x=%#&*,();@$Difficulty: These designs are easy to follow marking them perfect for newbies, but also have some challenging back stitching and fractional stitching for the more experienced cross stitcher.Design Size: (Width x Height) (No Edging)Aida 6: 11.7” x 11.7” (30 x 30cm)Aida 11: 6.4” x 6.4” (17 x 17cm)Aida 14: 5” x 5” (13 x 13cm)Aida 16: 4.4” x 4.4” (11.5 x 11.5cm)Aida 18: 3.9” x 3.9” (10 x 10cm)Scroll down for more details and a look inside our book.30 Sarcastic Quotes included in this book:That’s Enough Todaying for TodayI Might Be Wrong, but I Doubt ItHold on, Let Me Overthink ThisNot Today Satan, Not TodayI'm Not Weird, I'm Limited EditionThat’s a Horrible Idea, What Time?You’re Officially on My Last NerveCancel My Subscription to Your IssuesProbably Late for SomethingBe Happy, It Drives People CrazyZombies Eat Brains, You’re SafeSorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to ComeIt’s Way Too Peopley OutsideAnother Fine Day Ruined by AdulthoodBreaking News, I Don't CareI’m Fine, It's Fine, Everything Is FineIt Probably Could Get WorseThat Sounds Like a You ProblemPlease Keep Your Stupid to YourselfLife Update: I'm Still a MessIt’s a Beautiful Day to Leave Me AloneMy Alone Time Is for Your SafetyHey Train Wreck, This Isn’t Your StationShock Me, Say Something IntelligentPlease Don't Make Me Do StuffLife Is Good, You Should Get OneI’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy DisasterThou Shall Not Try MeEveryone Was Thinking It, I Just Said ItMe, Overreact? Always Read more